Taco Bell Will Introduce A Taco Supreme Smoothie Later This Fall

Our prayer’s have been answered! I think?

Spruce Up Your Lunch at Work By Firing a Gun at It!

This one simple tip will change everything!

We Fact-Checked 7 Food Myths Our Buddy Trevor Kept Yelling About When He Was Tripping on Shrooms

Trevor is a good dude with a lot of ideas on what facts are…

Lineup Announced for Tartar Sauce Fest 2019

The nation’s most anticipated festival has released its lineup of acts!

We Found a Tomato Shaped Like Saddam Hussein and It’s Really F*cking Us Up

It’s an odd discovery with fairly predictable results!

Famed Chef Opens Restaurant Celebrating Previous Restaurant Forced to Close Because of Rising Rents

It’s a true sign o’ the times…

Here’s Why You Should Never Pour Hot Coffee Onto a 7-Year Old Child

This is shockingly good advice for parents…

7 Dead, 3 Critically Injured in Onion Volcano Incident

A routine hibachi stunt turns deadly!

Folks Are Lining Up at the Zoo to See This Elephant That Sh*ts Birthday Cakes

A phenomenon on par with Stone Henge and the Pyramids of Giza.

Peeps Death Toll Continues to Rise in Wake of Easter Sunday Massacre

The atrocities that took place around the word are immeasurable and too much to fathom.