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Spruce Up Your Lunch at Work By Firing a Gun at It!

guns at lunch

This one simple tip will change everything!

Posted byNOSHKONGSeptember 6, 2019September 4, 2019Posted inAdviceTags:controversial, gun laws, guns, lets eat, lunchtime, NRA, OMG, yumLeave a comment on Spruce Up Your Lunch at Work By Firing a Gun at It!

We Fact-Checked 7 Food Myths Our Buddy Trevor Kept Yelling About When He Was Tripping on Shrooms

man on shrooms yelling

Trevor is a good dude with a lot of ideas on what facts are…

Posted byNOSHKONGAugust 2, 2019August 1, 2019Posted inAdviceTags:Advice, doritos, dry mouth, fact checking, help, lol, OMG, trevor, tripping on shrooms, wowLeave a comment on We Fact-Checked 7 Food Myths Our Buddy Trevor Kept Yelling About When He Was Tripping on Shrooms

Feels Good to Know You Took the Last Cinnamon Bun, Doesn’t It Janet?

cinnamon bun

SOMEONE TOOK THE LAST CINNAMON BUN OH HEY IT WAS JANET

Posted byNOSHKONGJuly 23, 2019July 21, 2019Posted inAdviceTags:anger, cinnamon bun, free food, god, janet, offices, oh no, respect, shut upLeave a comment on Feels Good to Know You Took the Last Cinnamon Bun, Doesn’t It Janet?

Like, Seriously—What is Your Deal, Grapefruit? 

grapefruit

I mean, honestly…

Posted byNOSHKONGJune 25, 2019June 25, 2019Posted inAdviceTags:angry, bitter, diets, duh, grapefruit, narcissism, rant, stupidLeave a comment on Like, Seriously—What is Your Deal, Grapefruit? 

Here’s Why You Should Never Pour Hot Coffee Onto a 7-Year Old Child

pouring hot coffee on to a child

This is shockingly good advice for parents…

Posted byNOSHKONGJune 21, 2019June 20, 2019Posted inAdviceTags:anti-vaxxers, autism, bad parents, children, hello, hot coffee, oh god, OMG5 Comments on Here’s Why You Should Never Pour Hot Coffee Onto a 7-Year Old Child

I Blind Taste-Tested Each of My Fingers to Determine the Most Flavorful One

blind taste tested my fingers

We finally get to the bottom of this!

Posted byNOSHKONGJune 18, 2019June 17, 2019Posted inAdviceTags:blind taste test, fingers, no, pinky, thumb, weird, wtfLeave a comment on I Blind Taste-Tested Each of My Fingers to Determine the Most Flavorful One

Smash a Bottle of Vinegar In Your Enemy’s Face with This One Simple Trick!

getting smashed in the head

It’s a time tested trick that’s guaranteed to work!

Posted byNOSHKONGMay 24, 2019May 23, 2019Posted inAdviceTags:Advice, duh, enemies, hello, ouch, tips, tricks, vinegarLeave a comment on Smash a Bottle of Vinegar In Your Enemy’s Face with This One Simple Trick!

The FDA Advises Against Discarding of Used Cooking Oil by Throwing it In Your Own Face

discarding cooking oil

This is a very serious warning with severe consequences if ignored.

Posted byNOSHKONGMay 3, 2019May 19, 2019Posted inAdvice, NewsTags:dumb, face, FDA, how to discard cooking oil, no, uh-oh, whyLeave a comment on The FDA Advises Against Discarding of Used Cooking Oil by Throwing it In Your Own Face

5 Common Mistakes to Avoid When Tickling a Salmon Filet

salmon fish

These incredibly helpful tips will guarantee massive success when tickling a salmon filet

Posted byNOSHKONGApril 16, 2019April 20, 2019Posted inAdviceTags:Advice, common mistakes, filet, salmon, tickling, tips, uh-ohLeave a comment on 5 Common Mistakes to Avoid When Tickling a Salmon Filet

Why Am I Eating This Entire Jar of Raspberry Jam With a Spork? A Special Report.

a jar of raspberry jam

A very special report from our editor-in-chief.

Posted byNOSHKONGApril 9, 2019April 8, 2019Posted inAdviceTags:fully jar, happiness, introspection, raspberry jam, reflection, sadness, sporkLeave a comment on Why Am I Eating This Entire Jar of Raspberry Jam With a Spork? A Special Report.

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